秀下限

上午被迫集体听讲座。讲座结束开车冲回办公室,正值饭点儿。

周五的食堂……想必是很惨烈的吧。食堂今年持续孤寒,以前大家吃不吃都交钱,油水多,饭堂还是个不错的去处;自从开始打卡计费,餐费收入暴减,便开始斤斤计较。大师傅应该是每周日去采购,到周五经常是各种剩各种打发,早上蛋少没奶吃,中午各种杂碎糊弄菜式。-_-

就在此时F同事问——你知道哪里有沙拉卖吗?好想吃啊~
我说——岛上哪可能有,只有必胜客啦~
F同事思索片刻说——好啊!我出钱你出人,打包回来!

我立即转身归位上网查菜单。对于吃这个方面,用时下流行的话说,我的节操完全没有下限的啊!!

为毛这么说呢,因为必胜客离办公室大约25公里,不送外卖!
电话订过餐我迅速冲向楼下驴棚,感觉像是一支离弦的箭。虽然事后仔细想想更像是脱缰的萌他妹-_- 一路除了遇到红绿灯和雷达,限速60的路开100,限速40的直接开80,驴小6把横行全城的出租车甩在身后,感觉好极了。

应该是上班这两年最爽的一顿午餐。近期大爱土豆沙拉,在真爱面前,节操神马的通通不存在-_-

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其实智商也可以没有下限的。

帮B同事填表。已知该同事2010年到本岗位工作至今,求其在本岗位的工作年限。
我不假思索在键盘上敲了答案,回车确认,保存打印。
不一会儿想起来要拿表去盖章。只见工作年限一栏赫然写着……4
额?
保存过后是没法修改的。

满头黑线遮得人眼前直发黑。

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