秀下限

上午被迫集体听讲座。讲座结束开车冲回办公室,正值饭点儿。

周五的食堂……想必是很惨烈的吧。食堂今年持续孤寒,以前大家吃不吃都交钱,油水多,饭堂还是个不错的去处;自从开始打卡计费,餐费收入暴减,便开始斤斤计较。大师傅应该是每周日去采购,到周五经常是各种剩各种打发,早上蛋少没奶吃,中午各种杂碎糊弄菜式。-_-

就在此时F同事问——你知道哪里有沙拉卖吗?好想吃啊~
我说——岛上哪可能有,只有必胜客啦~
F同事思索片刻说——好啊!我出钱你出人,打包回来!

我立即转身归位上网查菜单。对于吃这个方面,用时下流行的话说,我的节操完全没有下限的啊!!

为毛这么说呢,因为必胜客离办公室大约25公里,不送外卖!
电话订过餐我迅速冲向楼下驴棚,感觉像是一支离弦的箭。虽然事后仔细想想更像是脱缰的萌他妹-_- 一路除了遇到红绿灯和雷达,限速60的路开100,限速40的直接开80,驴小6把横行全城的出租车甩在身后,感觉好极了。

应该是上班这两年最爽的一顿午餐。近期大爱土豆沙拉,在真爱面前,节操神马的通通不存在-_-

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其实智商也可以没有下限的。

帮B同事填表。已知该同事2010年到本岗位工作至今,求其在本岗位的工作年限。
我不假思索在键盘上敲了答案,回车确认,保存打印。
不一会儿想起来要拿表去盖章。只见工作年限一栏赫然写着……4
额?
保存过后是没法修改的。

满头黑线遮得人眼前直发黑。

775 thoughts on “秀下限

  1. The deal, once reached, would boost trade and investment, promote regional economic integration as well as benefit the people of all participating countries, Li said.

  2. To facilitate the key pillar of people-to-people exchanges, Li said China will set up an China-ASEAN scholarship, implement a research as well as study program for about 1,000 youth leaders from China and ASEAN, as well as invite another 1,000 outstanding young people from ASEAN for training programs in China.

  3. Actress Ding Ning won her first Best Supporting Actress award for sensitively portraying a gangster in the movie “Cities of Last Things.” During her acceptance speech, the 48-year-old excitedly thanked the film crew for making such an successful movie.

  4. Shaikh Salman took over as the 10th president of the AFC in May 2013. In 2015, he was re-elected as the AFC president as well as as the FIFA vice president. In 2018, Salman was appointed as the FIFA senior vice president.

  5. During his talks with Conte, men said China as well as Italy’s historical status as nations at either end of the ancient Silk Road made it natural for them to cooperate on building the Belt and Road.

  6. Outsiders should respect the will of regional countries as well as have faith in their wisdom to keep peace as well as stability in the South China Sea, Li added.

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