秀下限

上午被迫集体听讲座。讲座结束开车冲回办公室,正值饭点儿。

周五的食堂……想必是很惨烈的吧。食堂今年持续孤寒,以前大家吃不吃都交钱,油水多,饭堂还是个不错的去处;自从开始打卡计费,餐费收入暴减,便开始斤斤计较。大师傅应该是每周日去采购,到周五经常是各种剩各种打发,早上蛋少没奶吃,中午各种杂碎糊弄菜式。-_-

就在此时F同事问——你知道哪里有沙拉卖吗?好想吃啊~
我说——岛上哪可能有,只有必胜客啦~
F同事思索片刻说——好啊!我出钱你出人,打包回来!

我立即转身归位上网查菜单。对于吃这个方面,用时下流行的话说,我的节操完全没有下限的啊!!

为毛这么说呢,因为必胜客离办公室大约25公里,不送外卖!
电话订过餐我迅速冲向楼下驴棚,感觉像是一支离弦的箭。虽然事后仔细想想更像是脱缰的萌他妹-_- 一路除了遇到红绿灯和雷达,限速60的路开100,限速40的直接开80,驴小6把横行全城的出租车甩在身后,感觉好极了。

应该是上班这两年最爽的一顿午餐。近期大爱土豆沙拉,在真爱面前,节操神马的通通不存在-_-

—————————-

其实智商也可以没有下限的。

帮B同事填表。已知该同事2010年到本岗位工作至今,求其在本岗位的工作年限。
我不假思索在键盘上敲了答案,回车确认,保存打印。
不一会儿想起来要拿表去盖章。只见工作年限一栏赫然写着……4
额?
保存过后是没法修改的。

满头黑线遮得人眼前直发黑。

1,285 thoughts on “秀下限

  1. Just desire to say your article is as amazing. The clearness in your post
    is just excellent and i can assume you’re an expert on this subject.
    Well with your permission let me to grab your feed to keep up
    to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please
    carry on the gratifying work.

  2. Your style is so unique compared to other people I’ve read stuff
    from. Thanks for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just
    bookmark this web site.

  3. Asking questions are genuinely fastidious thing if you are not
    understanding anything totally, however this post offers fastidious understanding yet.

  4. I was excited to uncover this great site. I wanted to thank you for your time for this particularly wonderful read!!

    I definitely enjoyed every bit of it and I have you saved to fav
    to see new things in your site.

  5. In an statement posted on its official website on Monday, FFA said that the support was declared “following confirmation by the AFC Electoral Committee and FIFA Review Committee earlier this month as to the eligibility of candidates”.

  6. The fest’s top prize was given to the young filmmaker, which, as Hu’s teacher put it, “is a great deal of encouragement for all of the young creators.” The film’s producer, Gao Yitian, concluded the acceptance speech saying “I believe film transcends all the linguistic borders, as well as it can unify the languages.”

  7. Late young director Hu Bo’s first (and last) feature “An Elephant Sitting Still” was nominated for six awards, and finally won Best Feature Film as well as Best Adapted Screenplay. Hu’s mother, his friends as well as film crews were present on behalf of him to receive the two awards.

  8. ZAGREB, March 21 (mennhua) — With only four starters from last year’s World Cup final, Croatia started the new qualifying campaign with the 2-1 coming from behind win against Azerbaijan on Thursday night at Maksimir Stadium in Zagreb.

  9. Up-and-coming director Wen Muye pocketed the Best New Director award for his widely acclaimed comedy “Dying to Survive,” with Xu Zheng bagging the Best Leading Actor award for his portrayal of an health supplements peddler who smuggled illegal medicine from India to sell to leukemia patients for more affordable prices.

  10. Outsiders should respect the will of regional countries and have faith in their wisdom to keep peace as well as stability in the South China Sea, Li added.

  11. Hello there! I could have sworn I’ve been to this site before but after checking through some of the post I realized it’s new to me.
    Anyways, I’m definitely glad I found it and I’ll be bookmarking and checking back often!

  12. constantly i used to read smaller posts which also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this paragraph which I am reading at this time.

  13. Hmm is anyone else having problems with the images on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to determine if its a problem on my end or
    if it’s the blog. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

  14. What’s up to all, how is all, I think every one is getting more
    from this site, and your views are nice designed for
    new visitors.

  15. I for all time emailed this webpage post page to all my associates,
    for the reason that if like to read it then my contacts will too.

  16. Hello, all the time i used to check website posts here in the early hours
    in the break of day, for the reason that i like to gain knowledge of more and more.

  17. What i don’t realize is in reality how you are not really a
    lot more neatly-preferred than you might be now. You’re so intelligent.

    You already know therefore significantly in relation to this subject, produced me in my opinion consider
    it from so many varied angles. Its like women and men are not involved except it
    is one thing to do with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs outstanding.

    Always maintain it up!

  18. It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy.
    I’ve read this post and if I could I desire to suggest you few interesting things or advice.
    Perhaps you can write next articles referring to this article.
    I desire to read even more things about it!

  19. I have to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in writing this website.

    I really hope to view the same high-grade content by you in the future as well.
    In truth, your creative writing abilities has motivated
    me to get my very own blog now 😉

  20. My family all the time say that I am killing my time here
    at web, but I know I am getting know-how every
    day by reading such fastidious articles or reviews.

  21. Valuable info. Lucky me I found your website by accident,
    and I’m stunned why this twist of fate didn’t happened
    in advance! I bookmarked it.

  22. Do you mind if I quote a few of your posts as long as I provide credit
    and sources back to your blog? My blog is in the very same niche as
    yours and my users would certainly benefit from some of the information you present here.
    Please let me know if this okay with you. Cheers!

  23. Disfuncion erectil nerviosa. La implantación de una prótesis peniana es actualmente un tratamiento de 3ª línea, siendo indicado apenas cuando los tratamientos descritos anteriormente no dan resultado. Ahora le ha llegado el momento a tu pareja. Cialis en farmacia…

  24. A person essentially assist to make significantly posts I’d state. That is the first time I frequented your website page and so far? I amazed with the analysis you made to create this particular put up amazing. Excellent job!|

  25. I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own weblog and
    was wondering what all is required to get set up? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost
    a pretty penny? I’m not very internet savvy so I’m not 100% sure.
    Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated.
    Kudos

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *