a.b.c.d.e.f.g

a. 昨天去新园洗澡,水奇热。
站在喷头下假想自己是一只待褪毛的鸡。

b. 地面有积水,沐浴将尽时愕然看到隔间的倒影——哦天哪,哦天哪天哪——隔间的同学面向朝阳春暖花开,打呀么打呀么打飞机……
我什么都没看见,速速收拾东西飘过…………

c. 去吃饭,服务员小妹弱弱地说了句:对不起,我们这里不清真……
脑门上三条黑线霎现,头顶乌鸦呀呀飞过……有谁规定阿富汗人民不许进汉餐咩?

d. 今天,看到一群小朋友推个板车意气风发呼朋引伴雄赳赳气昂昂走过校园。
想当年啊……老了。:(

e. 英语班的同学还是认不全。
不过还好,资环这100来个人我也不全知道。
有人爆猛料说,某英语老师是sè狼。这个谣言横飞的世界……我选择沉默。

f. 我决定,把某位同学命名为“背包GG”,以示与传说中郑大的“打伞JJ”齐名。但郑大突然又冒出来个橘子DD。哎。还是郑大强大。

g. 搬楼的消息也满天飞。一说下周,又一说下月。但有一点是统一的,那就是10#的女生不用搬。
那一天我终于明白了研究生楼男女不分的良苦用心,因为俺们是/即将成为大龄青年……
难道是想把17#留给下一届的女生,鼓励众师兄多下黑手?
传言新楼即将通网。但半夜摸黑出门上WC的感觉特别令人毛骨悚然,还有大早上跟一帮白痴抢水龙头也不好受……

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